Joey: You've got to name your first child Joey!
Chandler: Why?
Joey: Hey, I may never have kids so somebody's gonna carry on my family name!
Chandler: Your family name is Tribiani!
Monica: Hey, where are all my ovulation-sticks? There's only one here.
Chandler: I might have checked to see if I was ovulating a couple times.
Monica: Chandler!
Chandler: I am not working. There's not much to do around here!
Joey: I thought it'd be great, you know? have some time alone with my thoughts... turns out, I don't have as many thoughts as you'd think.
Phoebe : If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.
Rachel: Oh my God. I've become my father. I've been trying so hard not to become my mother, I didn't see this coming.
Joey (watching old videos of Monica): Some girl ate Monica!!!
Monica: Shut up, the camera adds 10 pounds.
Chandler: so how many cameras are actually on you?
Chandler: All right, look if you absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing's right. And that's what deathbeds are for.
Monica: Guys can fake it? Unbelievable! The one thing that's ours!
Chandler: Condoms?
Joey: We don't know how long we're gonna be stuck here. We might have to repopulate the world.
Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that?
Joey: Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.
Joey: Pheebs, you wanna help?
Phoebe: Oh, I wish I could, but I really don't want to.
